Wednesday, April 2, 2014

41st?

41st? No way?  This blog ranks Maryland at the bottom of the list to survive a zombie apocalypse.  Perhaps some of the far flung counties are bringing the averages down, because Howard County is the best location to be for the end of civilization.  We choose civility!
With a brand new bridge over miles of connected trails and organizations such as Healthy Howard leading the way to shame sugary soft drink peddlers, our citizens are in top shape to dodge the sluggish undead that will creep from the unplanned communities around us.
Rouse had the vision as well, keeping those pesky corpses in underutilized land well outside the center of our vibrant community.  Our affordable housing opportunities and top ranked schools attract a diverse community of all types, but zombies will not be one of them as long as our top-notch heathcare at Howard County General is there for us.
Yes, all our children at our bus-free Stevens Forest school are all "walkers". But they thrive with their brains...  not on brains.

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